fucking fish

Word for a gambler in poker who chases to the river card to win the hand.

"The fucking fish rivered to hit a flush!"

by JaxiTy February 26, 2017

Distance Fishing

When someone looks attractive from far away but they get closer and you realize they are not as attractive as you thought

“I was walking to class one day and I totally got distanced fished”

“Distance fishing makes me so sad”

by gcuroom503 January 17, 2021

death-fished

When a narcissistic person fakes their own death with the help of their family and friends, in lieu of breaking up with someone.

"Did you hear that Paul lied about his untimely death because he thinks he is sick and didn't want his girfriend to witness his decline.? She was totally "death-fished"

by xxkookie70 June 4, 2017

fish-gutting

Having heterosexual relations.

A: Hey, man, what'd you and Cindy do last night?

B: Went out to dinner, then back to her place for a few hours of fish-gutting.

A: Sweet!

by Lthm July 25, 2006

Astronaut fishing

To use a plastic/latex glove to "fish" the poop out of your ass when constipated, astronaut style.

Oh man, I was so constipated that I contemplated going Astronaut fishing

by DJK707 July 12, 2015

fish mush

Over processed fish, usually cod, served in low budget establishments. It is not intended to have gained a squishy texture and appearance, but the taste is not affected.

"I dipped my fish mush in this tartar sauce and now I don't know which one's which."

by Esteban!!! February 11, 2009

fish bite

(noun) - a circumstance of underwear that have crept up into the butt crack.

I hate these underwear. They keep giving me fish bite.

by 4whatitsworth January 18, 2012