Person: man I need just +1 xp for my pickaxe
Person 2: yo just mine some coal poopy head
Person: aight fam
Person 2: yo just mine some coal poopy head
Person: aight fam
by DatFreddySloth July 28, 2019

On the 1st of June every year is when you should kiss your boyfriend, girlfriend, crush, etc. and they need to kiss you back. It doesn’t matter where or when, it’s just an excuse to kiss them. (Screenshot this and send it to them for context if needed)
You:*kisses person*
Person: “what…?”
You: *shows screenshot* “look at the date, 1 June”
Person: “oh, finally I get to kiss you!” *kisses you*
Person: “what…?”
You: *shows screenshot* “look at the date, 1 June”
Person: “oh, finally I get to kiss you!” *kisses you*
by AnActualPerson May 31, 2022

kherry.1 PLEASE STOP BLOCKING ME
by lolpink🥸 April 15, 2022

the best music in the world. literally so calming and everything.
LISTEN TO IT unless you dont like it which i dont like you.
LISTEN TO IT unless you dont like it which i dont like you.
cool person: hey have you listened to gymnopedie no 1? it really calmed me down and everything.
me: yeah i feel so peaceful
me: yeah i feel so peaceful
by nothing_just shut up April 24, 2022

Do these people even exist?
I don't think so.
Anyways, it's the lowest rank in rocket league. Sometimes rarer than SSL.
I don't think so.
Anyways, it's the lowest rank in rocket league. Sometimes rarer than SSL.
Person 1: What rank are you?
Person 2: Gold 3
Person 1: I am Bronze 1
Person 2: you people exist?
Person 3: this can't be possible, a bronze 1?
Person 4: *playing rocket league 1s*
Person 5: Bronze 1? You're lying.
Person 1: Nope.
Person 6: BRONZE 1? holy...
Person 7: can you even jump?
Person 8: i've never seen a bronze 1 before this moment.
Person 9: where am i? anyways, bronze 1? that's crazy low
Person 10: b̵̛̭r ̬̠̾̕o ̘̲̹̈́n ͙͇̹͌̈́̌z̴̭͊̆̀e ̖̀ ̬̉̈́́1 ͓̪̌ ͎̐͠i ̫̝̏̍̀s ͙̟̥̆͘ ̴͍̳̂͋̀r̵̞̥̀͊̀ͅi̶̟̤̮̽͋d ̞͈͎̎͂̅ỉ̴̯͜ͅc ͚͇̏̎̊ũ̴͕l̴͉̅o ̰̍͗̒ű̵̢͖͉̀s̶͍̊
Person 2: Gold 3
Person 1: I am Bronze 1
Person 2: you people exist?
Person 3: this can't be possible, a bronze 1?
Person 4: *playing rocket league 1s*
Person 5: Bronze 1? You're lying.
Person 1: Nope.
Person 6: BRONZE 1? holy...
Person 7: can you even jump?
Person 8: i've never seen a bronze 1 before this moment.
Person 9: where am i? anyways, bronze 1? that's crazy low
Person 10: b̵̛̭r ̬̠̾̕o ̘̲̹̈́n ͙͇̹͌̈́̌z̴̭͊̆̀e ̖̀ ̬̉̈́́1 ͓̪̌ ͎̐͠i ̫̝̏̍̀s ͙̟̥̆͘ ̴͍̳̂͋̀r̵̞̥̀͊̀ͅi̶̟̤̮̽͋d ̞͈͎̎͂̅ỉ̴̯͜ͅc ͚͇̏̎̊ũ̴͕l̴͉̅o ̰̍͗̒ű̵̢͖͉̀s̶͍̊
by CocotheLoco1 November 8, 2022

by TheUnknown FATE April 1, 2017

by Synoush September 6, 2022
