IncestLover#1: My daughter just ate my father's big mac.
Retard#1: Bro wtf?
IncestLover#1: There is nothing wrong with a little love.
Retard#1: Bro wtf?
IncestLover#1: There is nothing wrong with a little love.
by StopDecliningRealName November 09, 2020
Dad - What are you doing in your room, in the dark, Michael?
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
Son - I'm just watching Bernie Mac, Dad!
by LGMR5 May 16, 2010
bryson is a fucking fat piece of shit who can smell mcdonalds from miles and miles away he will sit on you if you dont give him food within every 20 minutes and he is very scary. you can also hearhim from miles away walking all of the earthquakes are from him getting up which only happens every 5 years
person1: holy shit run its big mac bryson hes been awoken
person2: get the mcdonalds ready he'll be eating that for a good 30 seconds we can at least get far enough away to where he wont be able to get up again and chase us
person2: get the mcdonalds ready he'll be eating that for a good 30 seconds we can at least get far enough away to where he wont be able to get up again and chase us
by nigalopellord2.0 February 29, 2020
Guy 1: I think your girls on her period.
Guy 2: Nah, that’s just ketchup from the Big Mac 69er she did last night.
Guy 2: Nah, that’s just ketchup from the Big Mac 69er she did last night.
by PussyfootedHoe69 December 08, 2019
by RowanOW September 08, 2019
by Erik von kuehnelt leddhin November 18, 2019
A white puertorican that eats man dick everyday he oils mens penis with chicken grease before sucks them
by Tchaps January 22, 2008