Kim Jong Uno

North Korean Spanish god of life also known as the Gucci lord of all life and living things also known as El Jong Un

Hey Fag Im god im kim jong uno

by Benjamin that goat from elite May 30, 2018

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Kim is a legend

it's not about kim kardashian, it's about all the kpop artists named Kim

*kim heechul breathes* kim is a legend
*kim seokjin breathes* kim is a legend
*kim minseok breathes* kim is a legend
*kim jinwoo breathes* kim is a legend
*kim kibum breathes* kim is a legend

by kimisalegend May 23, 2018

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When your balls deep in a american girl, quickly reach out and grab a dildo, preferably one as large as possible. Throw the dildo up into the air so it falls down tip first. As your doing it exclaim loudly: Kim Jong Uns nukes are here! As the dildo or intercontinental ballistic missile (whatever you prefer) hits her in the back, quickly pull out and come into the air. The nut will simulate radioactiv fallout.

Joe: Hey dude i pulled a Kim Jong Un on my girlfriend yesterday!
Bob: Nice man!

The Kim Jong Un: When you pretend a dildo is a missile and your cum is radioactiv fallout

by Clapping gorilla cheeks March 26, 2018

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meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

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kim sehyoon

kim sehyoon is another word for wow.

kim sehyoon (wow), he so talented.

kimsehyoon (wow), not only good at rapping but also singing and dancing.

seeing someone really handsome: omg (wow) kim sehyoon, he is so handsome.

by undercover_choice July 28, 2019

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