Me to my non-existent gf: Yo babe can I stick my dick in your Cock Pocket.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
My non-existent gf: Yes, give me your pimp stick.
Me to my friends: omwtfmgf.
by AnonymousNut March 13, 2018
Get the Cock Pocketmug. by RJBvr May 31, 2021
Get the Cock Gripmug. I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick
by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024
Get the Custard cockmug. The Act of rigging a shotgun to blast either you in the skull or your cock/balls via string trap. It may include the premeditated acts of contacting someone to enter the room instantly activating the trap blasting your privates/ Dome whilst fully naked. It is an act of intense humiliation and self sacrifice for pleasure.
by A Human TrashCan October 18, 2025
Get the Cum cockingmug. Much like art block but instead of not desiring to draw anything instead you desire only to draw cockcs
by Amon Vlack November 18, 2021
Get the Art Cockmug. 
