Locked-In Syndrome

LIS also known as Locked-In Syndrome is a common disease where "quirky" and not always intelligent Generation Alpha children have every muscle in their body stop working and can only blink and look up and down. This includes but is not limited to: 3rd graders, 4th graders, 5th graders/ and select 6th graders.

person: "Timmy said his friend was, "locked in" yesterday, hah!"
Timmy's friend: *trying to blink in Morse code to tell you it's Locked-In Syndrome, not locked in, two completely different things.

by Thank God Im Not Gen Alpha April 08, 2024

Hamster syndrome

A term used to refer to the sudden death of an individual due to an unexpected, inexplicable cause.

Originates from a fake Reddit post, that later became a meme.

He, unfortunately, fell victim to the hamster syndrome while cutting tomatoes.

by rslinuxguy December 07, 2023

skibidi syndrome

a made-up illness that causes children who are addicted to YouTube shorts to hide inside boxes and toilets singing the Skibidi song and pretending to be Skibidy toilets.

that Chinese kid has skibidi syndrome what can we do about it?

by skididylover December 14, 2023

mucus fishing syndrome

Mucus fishing syndrome is when you anally fist a persons asshole, gather large amounts of ass mucus and place the anal mucus onto the persons eyeballs.

The doctor told her she had mucus fishing syndrome. Her eyes were glazed over with ass mucus.

by Hugh jassle September 30, 2020

sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s)

the burning feeling you get in the back of your throat after smoking pot

I can't smoke anymore, I have sensitive throat syndrome (s.t.s) .

by C.Nebula September 22, 2017

Friday Night Syndrome

The impulse or compulsion to go out and get wild on a Friday night. Not doing so leaves one with either sadness or depression

"I can't stay at home and do nothing. I need to head to the club or my Friday Night Syndrome will kick in"

by MordecaiWrote August 13, 2021

delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss

a highly common disease amongst trump supporters and maga folks. Symptoms include believing that Trump will fix everything with the nation or lower grocery or gas prices

John scrolling through news on Facebook sees a comment on a post about gas prices

Commenter: just you wait trump is going to lower gas prices across America

John: that person probably has delusional trump supporter syndrome dtss

by Backstroke swimmer 24 March 15, 2025