riddle me in!

To invite, add or include someone in an activity. Similar to the phrase 'deal me in' but used for activities that don't involve cards.

"Do you want to come play some boardgames tonight?"
"Fuck Ye, riddle me in!"

by wikididdle January 17, 2020

You're not the boss of me

I'm not going to listen to you. If they try to make me listen to them I'm going to kill a child. I'm not going to shut up. You are not the boss of ANYBODY. You're not an authority of me. I'm taking the proceed from my intellectual property and I'm retiring. You have no say in the matter.

Hym "You're not the boss of me and I don't have to listen to you. What the fuck is with the freaks and trying to make other men listen to them? I'm not doing it. The women too. Stop trying to make me do this. I'm not letting you control my mind."

by Hym Iam October 19, 2025

ohh it's me

ohh it's me

~Scaramouche~: ohh it's me

by stellularzz November 29, 2023

Sucking me

It means like in a form of someone hating on you. Instead of saying someone is hating on you, you can say they’re sucking you.

“Keep sucking me.”
“Oh they’re talking shit about you.
It’s fine they’re just sucking me.”

by xxdarlingxx February 4, 2021

give. me. food.

Alright.... No you need to suck it up and get food yourself ✨

Boyfriend- Give. Me. Food.
Girlfriend- I thought you got me food not the other way around now get me Starbucks before I snap your neck

by Tehehehehhehehehhe February 7, 2021

Drop and give me infinite

When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible

Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite

Fat boy: can’t :’(

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

vasect-me-off

Getting a vasectomy and finding out you got the bitch pregnant anyway

My dad tried to vasect-me-off but survived the slaughter

by BigD__ February 4, 2023