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Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.
Ahhh, Sperm me!! x3
by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021
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depical me

depical me - The misspelling of the word/Seris, despicable me
im gonna depical me touch you
by Angelissofuckngcool May 11, 2024
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Subscribe to me the best haha

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Person 1: Subscribe to me the best haha Person 2: Okay! whats your username? Person 1: Thanks! also its (any name)
by Dog_water_haha March 10, 2022
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why me?

A word that is commonly used when something bad/annoying happens to somebody.
Annoying Person: " Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, Hi, "
Me: " Why Me? "
by Just A Bored Dude September 28, 2019
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go all Indiana Jones on me

How someone refers to another person's forcefully admonishing him to donate one or more of his prized possessions to a historical-society collection ("That beLONGS in a muSEUM!"), rather than his selfishly either hoarding it in his own private collection or (even more horrifying) selling it for personal profit.
Antiques collector: I knew that the head of the local heritage-preservation lodge was a bit fanatical about collecting and displaying vintage images and artifacts from the area, but I never expected him to go all Indiana Jones on me when I showed him my collection of old coins and arrowheads that I'd found in the area here over the years.
by QuacksO July 21, 2024
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There was a long line ahead of me

Da "ultimate" in acceptable excuses for why it took you so long to finish shopping, processing'delivering bureaucratic paperwork, or otherwise conducting routine business.
Telling your having-impatiently-waited family or car-pool buddies, "There was a long line ahead of me" may indeed get you off da hook as far as their venting their seething wrath at you, but you yourself will likely find it very stressful (not to mention tiring on your achy legs and feet!) to have to cool your heels in line for so long, and so in the end you may feel similarly weakened and emotionally exhausted as you would have if you'd had to "face the music" because you **hadn't** had any plausible excuse for producing such a lengthy delay in finishing up.
by QuacksO January 18, 2020
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Me

me is so much better than u.
by bruhhitszach March 30, 2016
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