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fuck you guys i hate you all

When you actually fucking love your best friends and consider every single one of them family and will never change a thing. The type of love that you fucking don't care about all the drama cause it's stupid cause you will be friends till your 80
Wow the group is so annoying, fuck you guys I hate you all
by Johhnnymcnuggets May 4, 2017
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I ask for you to make an effort to understand me

A succinct phrase that unfortunately has to be used whenever a person, despite already doing the best you can to make your point clear, has misinterpreted your point.

Using this phrase is almost essential nowadays when you try to express your opinion on the internet.
Internet user 1: So what you're saying is that people aren't allowed to have personal opinions?

Internet user 2: I ask for you to make an effort to understand me. I am not saying that people's right to freedom of speech should be taken away, but rather that free speech should have limits. Hate speech crosses that limit.
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from the movie Space Jam. Often used by men who are dating women that are no good for them, in circumstances such as Facebook. usually found by the next girlfriend many years later.
(On a guy's facebook page) "I don't want to go to school today I want to stay home and bake cookies with you...(insert skank's name here)".
by nonymoose999 May 20, 2011
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I need to start riding a bicycle

I need to start riding a bike. I know that I need to ride one. It would be great for my health.

You know, the world today is way too complex. I wish it was simpler. I would have a lot of time to do things.
I need to start riding a bicycle
by Death Menace April 3, 2023
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When I leave, come together like butt cheeks

Famous quote first uttered by the great Eddie Griffin on the Chappelle Show season two episode seven. When Griffin's character, Grits N' Gravy, recites the line, the character is leaving a dice game because he has lost. The line is the character's finale. To understand the meaning of this line, one must realize that it refers to the act of defecating. When the feces begins to emerge from the anus, the butt cheeks will often part to make room. When the feces leaves the anus, the butt cheeks will close and thus "come together". Through use of extraordinary creativity and brilliant comedic genius, Griffin used his symbolic language to portray his character as "the shit". Griffin's brilliance is can be witnessed first hand as none of the audience in the show laughs.
Grits N' Gravy: When I leave, come together like butt cheeks.
by uhhhjustincase September 10, 2010
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i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock

something that is said to ckk when he says something stupid.
(ckk)
"this new ja rule album is hot. OMG I have been listening to it all day. It is the shiznit, fo show."
(person 1)
ckk, i wouldn't give your troubles to a monkey on a rock.
by s_N_double_O_P June 5, 2005
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Just Who The Hell Do You Think I Am!?

One of the most popular lines from the anime Gurren Lagann. When using this line, you put on those W that go like this: \/\/, only longer. This is because the most popular character, Kamina, wore them every time he said it.
Guy 1: Do you want a sandwhich?
Guy2: Just who the Hell do you think I am!?
Guy 1:...I'm gonna take that as a no.
by NostalgiaRipoff September 6, 2009
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