When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
Get the Cock ranchingmug. Women who intend to travel under the guise of "life experience" to excuse travel in multiple countries to systematically indulge in as many intimate encounters possible without fear of being thrown into an unfavorable class of women in their natural habitat.
"She went to Europe in the Summer, apparently she had the time of her life."
"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"
"Make sure she gets tested, it sounds like she went on a serious Cock Pilgrimage"
by justinitforthelols April 8, 2013
Get the Cock Pilgrimagemug. by Klepzeiker January 19, 2024
Get the cock munchermug. Cock shot-The act of cutting another man’s penis off and hitting him in the face with it with a slingshot
by Sillyjizzy April 28, 2024
Get the Cock shotmug. A big rod located on the lower body region of a male human being, that can come in all different sizes and colours. This weapon of mass destruction is perfect for sexual intercourse and is also a good sucking tool (not for babies however). Cocks mainly come in the shape of a banana but everyone is different. The bigger the cock, the better because size does matter.
Jennifer: OMG last night I rode Bobby's massive cock in the backseat of his car.
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
Linda: Shut up! How massive are we talking?
Jennifer: Let's just say that it reminded me of that time I got anal from my grandad's horse.
Linda: Wow that IS big! Can we have a threesome sometime?
Jennifer: Sure, there's enough cock on his body for the entire grade! And also ur ass is super thic so I can't wait to eat that cake up.
Linda: (biting her lip) Jennifer stop! Hey, I need to go to the bathroom... wanna come too?
Jennifer: Of course bitch. (Slaps Linda's thic ass)
by I_Have_Cake69420 July 18, 2021
Get the Cockmug. 
by Tommythecat96 May 16, 2016
Get the Cock shockmug.