noun: The phenomenon of one's penis being z-kinked between multiple layers of clothing while using a porta-john on a construction site, making it all but impossible to urinate.
"I was finally able to flop it out, but between my boxers, long-johns, pants and overalls, I had a case of kink-cock; it was like a kink in a garden hose!"
by lizardpope1101 December 17, 2020
Get the kink-cock mug.Someone who will never accept that they are in the wrong and boast about how they are better than everyone else when given the opportunity. They tend to never shut the fuck up in general and usually have no proof to prove they're better than someone at anything, their blood pressure triples the minute someone says they're not good at something and their breathing rate becomes so fast they can't get words out of their mouth fast enough to debate which leads to them growling like a pansexual genderfluid furry. People with Horse-Cock Egos have usually had mental trauma from their childhood.
Jim: Hey Jack i'm good at Minecraft PVP, want to play Skywars duos?
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
Jack: Sure br-
Alex: Shut the fuuuuuuuuuck up i'm so much better than both of you i'd shit on both of you i'm a top 10 player in ranked (account deleted though).
Jack: Well what do we have here? Alex's Horse-Cock Ego just couldn't fucking resist.
Alex: I'm gonna fuckin looooooose it.
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Get the itchy cock mug.Someone who demolishes cock, most of the time a hoe. She sucks and fucks his 12incher till the sun comes up❤️. She gets him harder then him seeing his cousin Tom in tight spandex❤️
Jakob- How was your time with the cock demolisher yesterday
Me- She sucked my shit till it turned purple and then my asshole turn hot and swelled.
Me- She sucked my shit till it turned purple and then my asshole turn hot and swelled.
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Get the cock demolisher mug.Metaphorical representation of the abrupt quitting of one's job. When you quit, you slam your cock on your boss's mahogany desk, tell him/her you're done, then abruptly leave. Sometimes referred to as Dick on Desk.
Ronald from accounting went into the CFO's office and did a Cock on mahogany earlier this morning! He has been mistreated by management for years.
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