Love

A lie

I am in love !
Nvm they cheated

by Itisdos2 October 16, 2021

Love

Something that's like a fart. If you have to force it, its probably shit.

This is why mom doesn't fucking love you.

by Demetris Demarcus Bartholomew May 5, 2022

Lovely lady

Calling a girl a B!tcH without actually saying it.

Angela you’re such a lovely lady

by Bpcarson4 November 14, 2021

love relatives

a relative that you are not biologically related to, but are extremely close to due to another biological relative's closeness to that person

A: Are you related to ____?
B: Yeah, we're love relatives.

by oui oui c'est moi April 2, 2017

Wank Love

Wank Love is when you still like the idea of them/it even after a wank

DISCLAIMER: always have a wank before u ever do anything risky!!

Person1: I think i like her
Person2: but do u love her
Person1: yes frank i think i do
Person2: good job fella
*person1 marries his love*
*person1 goes through a horrible divorce*
Frank: maybe if u had checked she was your wank love ude be fine right now

by Shmuckboy12 April 18, 2020

Love bump

Lightly bumping the back of another car with your own, slow enough to not cause any damage.

"I got distracted and the car rolled forward. But it's all good, there's no damage to either car, it was only a love bump".

by wheresl1am October 4, 2022

Love

A bunch of heartbreak and cheating

Kid one: Hey, is that joey?
kid two: yea, he was in love but love kinda turned on him

by nobobobo November 23, 2020