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kamari’s cock

A large holy relic given to this land by the gods. Because of it’s ancient power, those touched by the great relic are given pleasure beyond their greatest belief. This staff of the hods was created to maintain peace and order throughout Kamari’s life of sexual tensions. Through the usage of this relic, children are always born to optimum standards and the children are horribly behaved, so much so that the first child of this relics seed that will he born in time will become something so great, the gods will bless them with their power and grace.

In short, kamari’s cock is a item that can only be used by the great lord kamari and noone else. The relic was cursed to be used only by females

- Jesus
This relic is so powerful, words can’t even begin to describe its valor, only emotions can do so. It’s astounding! A relic of ancient power and valor

Damn kamari’s cock is so holy!
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Cock Loogie

The substance that is excreted from a male's ejaculation.
Sammie: Mickey was pegging me so hard that when he pulled out I looked to see why and a cock loogie hit me right in the eye!
Jeannie: oh my gosh! My boyfriend normally puts his cock loogies into his dirty socks.
by REALST8R October 14, 2020
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Cock artist

A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.
Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"
by Dr.Anonymous28 September 21, 2016
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Cock

Danm that cock in my throat
by High kickoff May 4, 2020
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Cock Sock

"Lemme slip on my cock sock so I can slip it in your pussy."
by OmgItsBigBoy March 10, 2018
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Cocking

I love to go cocking with some good friends.
by anonymous April 29, 2022
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Cock-hobbled

Term referring to a rare phenomenon that can occur when men put the effort and attention into understanding what satisfies their sexual partners needs. The phenomenon is described as a sexual performance being so enjoyable that it misleads the individual into believing they’ve developed romantic feelings for the (often medium ugly to desirable looking) man responsible for providing them with such a pleasurable experience. This occurrence is due to the resulting level of fondness caused by such a satisfying sexual ability, as these high levels of fondness for a man are otherwise only ever experienced as result of a combination of present factors involved in the relationship dynamic with a man. Factors include emotional intimacy, sexual tension, sexual engagement, a vague or lack of displayed/interpretable sense of a man’s character enabling the mislead individual to project whatever ideal narrative into said man, etc. Inverse of the term hobble-cocked.
Damn, that guy really had me cock-hobbled for a while there. I was bending over backwards for a drop kick guy whose only skill also involved me bending over. That’s why The dangers of good dick game, not unlike their dick, are not to be taken lightly.
by Cuntstruck July 24, 2024
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