Slocking the Cock

When you wear extra condoms to seem bigger

My girl caught me slocking the cock and now she calls me bitty bepis mcsmall dick

by Beepisboop August 20, 2022

cocked

to look "jacked" or in great shape

he looks cocked as fuck

by bluefruitypebbles June 30, 2025

COCK

the thing your mom sucked last night (she had one too)

nice COCK

by serf YT December 13, 2023

Finney cock

The smallest type of cock, often referred to as an “ invisi-Willy” (in-viz-ee-will-ee)

“I wanted to suck it, but he had an actual Finney cock!”

“Ewww, a micro penis makes those things look like a bbc”

by Peter Peterson January 8, 2021

cock and balls

CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE NOT REAL THE GOVERNMENT USES THEM TO SPY ON YOU.

Hey bob why are my cock and balls beeping?
CUT THEM OFF THEY ARE GOING TO EXPLODE!

*blows up*

*both die*

by Cockandballsman69 September 12, 2022

cock

someones penis and WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TYPING THIS?!

this guys cock is huge i like it.

by pokemon master but an idiot January 7, 2022

kiss my cock

Well, it's when a person tells you they don't really want to talk anymore.

- Hey son uh, remember that gift I have given your best friend Albert ?

son : Yes, that's right a, it was a big blue dog, ain't it father ?

- Yes, that's right. Now about that.

son : No father, kiss my cock, what the hell, you're telling me about Albert about I hate that fucker.

by nothisusernamewasreallybad November 26, 2022