by Aeirety May 11, 2017
Get the Pretty sexmug. you get one penis
and other penis
and a butthole
and create a human centipede but the first man's dick is in the other man's ass and it keeps going like so
and other penis
and a butthole
and create a human centipede but the first man's dick is in the other man's ass and it keeps going like so
by HUMONGOUSCOCK November 13, 2023
Get the gay penis sexmug. When a woman or man can calculate down to the second when their male partner will bust a nut from award winning head.
Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes.
Girl 2: you calculated that down to the milliseconds. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex!
Girl 2: you calculated that down to the milliseconds. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex!
by HAILYEAH! July 27, 2021
Get the Pythagorean Throat Sexmug. I’m a complicated ass bitch and asked the bartender to make me something fruity but like a Moscow mule so she gave me “Sex in Moscow”.
by Sexinmoscow June 10, 2022
Get the Sex in Moscowmug. In argument with JARED TO (THE FAGGOT OR FAG) throughout history is the problem.
THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.
Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN
THE CONCENSUS well , how TOXIC CAN WE GET JARED and not be against that as to truly serve up the TRUTH IN THE WORLD.
Some psycho JEW HATER of this movie , " EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX, BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK ?, the movie represented by WOODY ALLEN
EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? presented by a REUBEN SEXOLOGIST fails as both HOMOSEXUALS and not HETEROSEXUALS are the GRAVITY of the problem and how TOXIC it has to get to inform the concensus they are the OVERWHELMING CONCENUS OF PEDOPHILES.
So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.
This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons
So DR DAVID REUBEN as pay attention another REUBEN SANDWICH at hand is that how does a HOMOSEXUAL get that COCK or PENIS into that ASSHOLE has he has to force it up there as the ASSHOLE does not lubricate like the VAGINA and it hurts plus the FAGGOT wears out and not only that it is SEX AGAINST NATURE as clearly where in EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? shows clearly that these FAGGOTS and their DICKS call themselves GAY and all I met are far from happy so it is shown the hostility off THE INTERNET where ASSAULT AND BATTERY as well as MURDER takes place on the natural vulnerable human body.
This ASSHOLE DEXTER who seemed at first to be problematic anyway with that ADDICTIVE CRUSTAL METH gave CRYSTAL GEYSER WATER to show that the LAST CRY GREY SHITEATER will be the bigotry of showing THIS FAG GUY the book EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX , BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK? by having WOOD CLEANER in the shower next to the AXE BODY SOAP presented a real TOXICITY TO IMMEDIATELY CAUSE INSTANT BLINDNESS if applied to SCALP or anywhere else since it contained METHANOL but JEWISH ANAL ALAN elected the SWAGGER BODY RINSE for far more conceited reasons
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 27, 2022
Get the EVERYTHING YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX BUT WERE AFRAID TO ASK?mug. be honest you looked up sex to find something funny,to see what people wrote or to be horny or you might just not know what it means and some of you might be showing your friends what it means
by writingwhatmadeyoulookthisup October 15, 2021
Get the sexmug. by Anonymous€£¥• November 28, 2022
Get the Sex Storymug.