turtle sex

dinosaur sounds in movies are made by turtles having sex

brett: "yo bro you hear that dinosaur"
adam: "yea bro what about it"
brett: "that's turtle sex bro, they're fucking the shit out of each other"
adam: "oh my god bro i'm so turned on rn"
brett: "wanna fuck"
adam: "yes daddy"

by yourmotherishotxoxo May 17, 2023

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Sex story

oh you were looking for a meaning this isn't something someone your age should be looking at.

You are a loser get a life stop searching up sex story

by sam134 October 16, 2023

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Sex

I definetly had sex before

I have sex

by Dentro 4 January 8, 2019

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sexs

This is just like normal sex but with differences. It is also known as Arabian sex which is way faster and more elegant in movement. It is also very quick and the male partner uses dance moves as a cum ritual

Yo Felix did you have sexs last week?

Wtf Alex!?

by Alxdusty December 1, 2020

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gay penis sex

you get one penis
and other penis
and a butthole
and create a human centipede but the first man's dick is in the other man's ass and it keeps going like so

"hey man wanna have gay penis sex later"
"oh i would love to have gay penis sex 😍😍"

by HUMONGOUSCOCK November 13, 2023

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