Duck cock

Quwacks dong

Your duck cock is too big.

by Quwack fan September 30, 2020

shooting blood from your cock

What the Cannibal Corpse song "I Cum Blood" is essentially about...as put by frontman Corpsegrinder.

"This song is about shooting blood FROM YOUR COCK!"
— George "Corpsegrinder" Fisher

by 7568ino November 04, 2023

cock kramp

when you stick your dick into a 400 pounders ass and let her sit down on you for an hour. You then let her shit on your chest and rubs her tits on it then you lick it all off.

go do a cock kramp

by bid gyu February 02, 2017

Verbally Cock-Sucking

A barrage of unjustified compliments directed to someone for no reason at all except to pleasure their ego.

Gus: Damn, Jeff, you are so cool and funny and smart.
Carl: This guy is Verbally Cock-Sucking Jeff.

by Rory-i-the-phrase-making-guy February 23, 2021

Corona cock

An offensive yet funny way to greet ones work colleague.

Now then Corona Cock, how’s things?

by Eyescunt June 15, 2020

cocking

1. the state of pulling your cock out and hoping it gets glazed.

1.Oh look he just entered the room cocking!

by tacticalcheeks November 12, 2023

Cocking

When a large breasted man sticks his fully erect, diseased penis into a trumpet

Did you see.Lane cocking that trumpet?

by March 02, 2023