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by Hoze_b August 31, 2023
Get the Cock blockermug. usually gay. the name cocks suggests it. loves a cock from the back, that’s why cocks is at the back of his name. is a gym bro and mad vesher. loves zaza. has a brain full of great ideas… wait shit ideas, probs coz it’s full of spider webs tbh.
by ftguip May 20, 2023
Get the Campbell Cocksmug. by I’m gonna stiff your mom July 20, 2021
Get the Cock destroyermug. 
A person that has so much experience with his cock, that he became a cock, and grew a third ball. - Shadow
Person: Did you know that cocks grow up 1cm every single 4 months?
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
Person 2: Wow! I didn't know that, you're a cock expert.
by cumconsumer4122 October 14, 2021
Get the Cock Expertmug. by Looney___ January 14, 2021
Get the Waras big fat cockmug. me: yoo bingo bongo my cock is doing the congo
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
them: so your an autistic iron retart thats scream CHICKEN
by uhpink December 14, 2023
Get the Bingo bongo my cock is doing the congomug.