Fabian Syndrome

First found in Fabian Goebel. Fabian Goebel is a non-communicable disease that makes you suck at video games no matter how much you practice.

Fabian Syndrome can infect other people. His friends are already infected from him.

by I h8 ConCr January 2, 2017

left hand syndrome

When a girl gets engaged everything she does is with her left hand for a while. Left hand is always showing even when not necessary.

She's got major left hand syndrome is annoying

by Butterflyjohn May 12, 2018

Darth Jar Jar Syndrome

Acting like a clumsy fuckward to cover up strength and being a big fish than most people.

Based off the darth jar jar theory

Never knew that cunt was that solid, he tricked us all with that darth jar jar syndrome

by Mishst16 June 20, 2022

Purple Syndrome Tuggy

Receiving a hand job from a woman with down syndrome, whom may squeeze the meat too tightly causing oxygenation issues to the meat, leading to your meat turning purple.

It's been a rough week brother, I need a purple syndrome tuggy to free my mind. Dude be careful, she's a strong one, you could end up with a purple syndrome tuggy out of that.

by MrDrock83 March 27, 2025

Shaken-Whore Syndrome

When you’re too rough during sex and give a whore brain damage from the sheer aggressiveness. Symptoms are similar to those of Shaken-Baby Syndrome.

“I fucked her so hard I gave her some brain damage, call it Shaken-Whore Syndrome.”

by Goth_FeBreze May 5, 2024

Top Baby Syndrome

The horrible condition in which a twin is relegated to "top" status in the mother's womb. Due to being on top, the fetus is relegated to only receiving "leftowver's" in terms of nutrients. In addition to lack of nutrients, the top baby receives all the negative substances the mother brings in (smoke, alcohol, drugs, etc.). As a result, the "top baby" will be physically smaller, and weaker, as well as substantially less intelligent, and more prone to learning disorders.

Danny DeVito suffered from Top Baby Syndrome in the movie Twins.

by Risky Moth September 7, 2011

Bambi Syndrome

Bambi Syndrome is a syndrome commonly used to describe people with uncontrollable rage and the fact that they always break things for no reason at all.

"Man, I feel like that guy over there has Bambi Syndrome, he breaks shit alot and he has severe anger issues"
"Yeah man fr..."

by TheMan,,, December 18, 2023