Management love-in

A peaceful gathering of senior staff focussing on self-congratulation and bonding, with blissful lack of awareness of duties neglected during the event, and of how pitifully inept, emotionally needy and ludicrous management looks to lower level staff. The more realistic title for such an event is used in confidence, as these events are promoted as a serious and necessary forums.

I'm so flat-out with all this work comen in I haven't got time to scratch meself. And I can't ask (insert manager name) to bring in a casual cos he's at this f**n management love-in.. Oh - look the Caterer - grab us a few sushi before the plates get taken in...

by MAKtheVague August 6, 2011

Skinny love

When two people love each other, but is too shy to tell each other, but they still show it.

They love each other, don’t they...
Yeh, it’s skinny love

by Iloveitwhenweplay1950. March 10, 2018

Love Q-tip

Anal sex. When you insert your penis into a woman's ass after she takes a shit.

Ooh girl, let me put this love q-tip in you.

by Alexander Carrington December 18, 2022

In love

She isn't fucking in love with him

Hym "Nonono... She isn't fucking 'in love' with him. She wants to feel masculine and mature and competent so she fucks an incompetent, immature, and feminine retard who undoubtedly has a fat cock to do that. Because that's the only way that's ever going to happen for her."

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

Love letter

A rejection letter for an application that is written in a friendly manner.

I got another love letter from the application I submitted lastweek.

by Grandweez July 19, 2020

Love

What you give a bad name. You probably call it Xdccfg or something...
Also you were to blame for shooting me in the heart, jerk.

Maple: I Xdccfg you!
Rockaroo: You give love a bad name.

by SandwichEaterEaterGuyEater November 7, 2023

love

Love is something you won't find at a young age. Its something you will find later on in life. It also not just something you will find some easily. You have to look hard for this. When you love someone you would wanna tell the whole world, and you would wanna spend the rest of your life with them. They don't have have to be someone you date or marry. It can be someone in your family or someone like your bestfriend. Don't worry you will find someone that truly cares about you. Tells the world about you, and would want to spend the rest of there life with you. That's love.

i love you <3

by true meaning <3 June 6, 2022