A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.
by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017
Get the lard cock-blockmug. its like cock block, but right as ur about to, ejaculate, you hold it in as long as you can, this is commonly done in no-nut november, when people are doing the nasty at midnight,
instead of pulling out, should i cock-lock?
by Deizomando September 5, 2023
Get the cock-lockmug. Hey guys, it’s Zach Reynolds and I have a pimply peepee
Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)
Pimple cock (it wouldn’t let me enter it without this)
by Kkkooper November 19, 2018
Get the Pimple cockmug. When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it
by George ranchington February 28, 2018
Get the Cock ranchingmug. 
by ZEAinthehouse May 1, 2021
Get the cockmug.