Batman (me at 4 am)

While everybody else sleeps peacefully at 4 am, i am out saving the city. Have you ever wondered why Gotham has so little crime? Well it is because i am saving the city (it needs me). Most of you think that Gotham contains only white people, that is because i scout the streets of the city and wipe it clean from every little røver out there. Every single one is deported back to my basement where i take care of them (if you know what i mean)
Thank me later, i am Batman.

Guy1: Why do i never see any black hungarian røvers out there?

Guy2: Batman (me at 4 am)

by Requis Tyrone Jamal the third May 9, 2023

Trust Me

What your friend says before he invests all of of your money into a scam crypto currency.

You : hey are sure it's a good idea to invest that much into that randomTwitch Streamers currency?

Friend : of course it is dumbass! TRUST ME.

by Random Loser321 May 10, 2022

bazz me

Slang for asking someone to “Pass” you something.

Luiza, bazz me your email so I can send you this.

by Elaine2.0 January 31, 2023

Me Huong

A beautiful mother with a pink soul , and she loves her kids so so much

Omg , Are you ok, sweetie? Me Huong said

by Mr. Anhdepzai November 24, 2021

struth me dingo

An Australian exclaimation, similar to "Crikey!"

Struth me dingo that was crazy!

by Jackalexg May 29, 2018

Pretzel Me

Pretzel Me. Annoying creater of 'Pretzel Boards' titled 'I would get my own pretzel, but im too lazy' On the popular (but oh so crap) Neopets site. 'Pretzel Boards' Created at the start of the year of 2006. Soon came to a end when school started...because...because, I don't know why, but they did. Eventually after PretzelMe's confident posts, she got iced and is now on a different account "_pretzelme_" And has lost..like...a kajillion neopoints. Although she doesn't play Neopets much anymore, she will be rememberd.

R.I.P PretzelMe

agh! AGH! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *jumps out window*

I believe in you pretzel me!

by Someone who IS NOT pretzelme September 2, 2008

Me

i (me) am the worst person that you'll ever meet and i will hurt you bad if you mess with me my friends or my family i tend to cuss and fight a lot, i also tend to talk a lot when i get annoyed, i am very annoying and i make people hate me more and more everyday.

Hey its me again

by Someone56 November 14, 2018