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Football camp syndrome

All college football players experience this during fall camp. You either want to jump off a cliff or will be willing to have sex with a 1. You will contemplate life and your career with this syndrome
“Yo bro I think I’m done after this year”
“Bro that’s just that football camp syndrome kicking in
by Footballman12321 August 7, 2022
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Male Loneliness Syndrome

Male Loneliness Syndrome, known as MLS, is a "mental disorder" described by heterosexual males, most commonly Incels, as something caused by female rejection. Realistically, most people who claim to have this disorder typically put in little-to-no effort to build relationships or trust in women, and simply want to blame women for how unfuckable they are, as well as the fact that they are unfathomably socially inept.
John: I overheard Cody talking about his Male Loneliness Syndrome to Amber, no wonder she keeps rejecting him!
Dave: Yeah man, he really needs to learn how to socialize... I almost feel bad about it.
by M-GRAVES February 9, 2025
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edith derangement syndrome

Edith Derangement Syndrome or (EDS) is an unhealthy association or symbiotic enabling relationship with the character Edith from Downton Abbey. EDS results in people dismissing Edith's clear character faults and borderline antisocial personality disorder (ASPD) because they empathize with the character to a harmful level. It is an extreme and often imagined form of middle-child syndrome.
We tried to have a rational conversation on an episode of Downton Abbey but a person suffering from Edith Derangement Syndrome (EDS) prevented this by dismissing whole cloth her clearly immoral actions because someone didn't give her enough attention.
by HokeThink March 10, 2024
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Bozkurt Syndrome

when a fictional character has a small design detail that most people don't pay attention to, and sometimes has said small detail changed to react to the scene at hand or just show something silly when normally it wouldn't actually be able to, used as an easter egg for viewers and is unnoticeable to other fictional characters.
for example, perhaps a bracelet with text on it that has the letters switched to spell another word, or a face on someone's shirt that changes expression.
"every time i draw this character, he definitely has bozkurt syndrome, so keep an eye out for it"
"does that character have bozkurt syndrome or am i tripping?"
by CutieFox9 July 15, 2025
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Ed Syndrome

"the dumbest people on earth" a very rare condition in which people are always confused and they never understand anything. these people never laugh at jokes because their condition denies them from getting the joke. they'll always make you laugh because they're just soo dumb. usually common in the Sagittarius Zodiac sign. - Em
People: Ever heard of"Ed Syndrome" ?

Me: Yeah, ofc, my bff's have it. Zee and Kilsy are supa dupa slow.
by princessemily123 August 23, 2016
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Office Headphone Syndrome

When many colleagues in the office wear headphones almost constantly, appearing busy and unavailable for collaboration.
My team at work has office headphone syndrome. We work in the same room and supposed to collaborate with each other, but many people wear headphones almost constantly while working on the computer and appear busy and inaccessible. It's awkward to constantly ask them to take off their headphones, so they're effectively absent, as if they're working remotely.
by Kentich January 4, 2024
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