The sex acts in which a woman strokes a mans penis till he has a boner then laying down while he shakes back and forth while standing atop of her and having the shaft and testicals smacking the woman in the face till her face is so bruised its purple then ejects his load into her eyes so she cant look in the mirror to see it.
Matt: my girl let me do purple cock jacks last night
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
Eddie: bruh thats why she wouldnt come outside yesterday
by Shadowzomb02 February 1, 2020
Get the Purple Cock jacksmug. by Meangreen4477 January 9, 2021
Get the Cock jockeymug. Logan’s cock is long and thick, all the other guys wish they had it.
Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.
“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long”
Logan’s 8-incher satisfies all the girls who try it.
“I can ride Logan’s cock all night long”
by Maiwa August 15, 2022
Get the Logan’s cockmug. A Visualisation cock specialist is someone who visualises them self with a "cock" related item in different scenarios.
Colin, loved chomping down on that Hotdog Sausage. It reminded him of that time he was choking on a cock the Visualisation cock specialist.
by jjdjcjfjdkcfk March 11, 2023
Get the Visualisation cock specialistmug. 
Pure dick is the one who through good nature and intentions, steps up on the rights of others, and/or cause you to feel nothing bad about them for their nice behaviour is quite charmful and humble
Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Pure = kind disposition
Dick = Idiot that steps on you
Hey kid, can you go the store in town to buy me a sunscreen?
No
Well you got a bike, just do it
No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
No
Well you got a bike, just do it
No, don't think I'm obliged to help you (thinks to himself : what is this? Maybe he/she is a pure dick/cock)
by Thermal-pulse-puller December 30, 2022
Get the Pure dick/cockmug. 1. Someone so irredeemably idiotic that it is safe to assume that they derive pleasure from slashing cocks... possibly with a blade of some sort, we just don't know.
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.
(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)
2. A general term for an annoying or stupid person.
3. A generic insult, can easily deployed as it rolls off the tongue like water off a Goretex duck.
(Commonly accredited to the legendary Bruce)
'What a cock slasher, he just spat on my patio'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'
'You cretinous cock slasher, since when have you had the glands to stand up to me'
'AAAAAAARRRRRGHHHHHH!!!! You COCK slasher, right on the tip!'
by Elbow Redwood May 8, 2006
Get the Cock slashermug.