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McLend me a Hand

When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
Oh man, we just ended up behind this same bush with boners. Could you McLend me a hand?
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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Now, bring me that horizon.

A quote said by Captain Jack Sparrow in Pirates of the Caribbean. It essentially means you're ready to conquer any challenge that comes within your path, no matter what.
It's also the reason we have British metalcore band Bring Me the Horizon.
(a movie fan and a scene kid watching Pirates of the Caribbean)
Jack Sparrow: Now, bring me that horizon.
Scene kid: Sounds...awfully familiar.
Movie fan: *sigh* Oli Sykes?
by 7568ino November 1, 2023
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MAMI KISS ME

you want your mami kiss you.
"MAMI KISS ME!"
"Johnathan... I'm your mother and how did you learn spanish?..."
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Me-now, Me-now

What a hot horny pussycat hole says to a dick when foreplay is taking to long.
Sheena: Damn nigga how long you gone eat the pussy? I need that big cock. Me-now, Me-now

Daquan: Ahh this pussy taste good. Open them legs.
Sheena: *opens legs* pussycat sings: Me-now, Me-now
by Delphi0101 September 7, 2021
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Shifting me off

Another phrase for being wanked off. A cheeky wristy. A hand shandy. A cheese and hand sandwich
A ghost was shifting me off in the car park last night
by Shiftingmeoff November 25, 2023
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Cash me outside how bow tha

Go outside so i can fight you
by Anna boi February 13, 2017
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Pick me

PICK ME = a woman who reciprocates everything, she will leave when there’s no reciprocation. Also is a low IQ term created by marginally desired women

used to describe the top desired women who men want
Women A: I want a man who's six feet tall handsome, long d A weekend house with a lot of money he writes poetry.. he’s a thug who lifts weights, fights is a reverend thug gangster, drug dealer scammer, etc. And he gives me all his money and pays all of my bills.

Most women responding: oh girl I want that too you, should have preferences and standards. You shouldn't settle for less you can get that man he's 100% possible and it’s not delusional at all.

Women b. I want a good man that knows his worth. He's kind he's a Potential father and husband. He's doing well by himself his vibe is right he protects and provides for his assets, not his liabilities and I will be submissive and cooperative to him because of that, I want a real decent man who loves himself

Most women respond: oh you will never get that man you're a PICK ME you're a slave I could never. How dare you want a man we can't get you such a pick me… you’re a delusional pick me..

Most women responding are single mothers or older ugly bitter women with no options. Or a combination of all It's never a woman with a good man or high self-esteem bashing other women.
by WillOnCode October 12, 2025
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