Big birthday cock

A cock that is big basically because it's the person's birthday.

Omg let me see that big birthday cock, it's your special day after all!

by LingDanc803 April 11, 2023

Cock Womble

Someone who is in total admiration of their own perceived achievements. Often the achievements are day to day achievements that others take for granted like wiping their bum or blowing their nose. Often people who are cock wombles overuse winningest as the way to describe themselves.

I am Jason and I am the winningest poker player of Black Dog Poker. I am also the winningest at not inviting my friends over for a swim and for fixing an over priced mid life crisis audi. I am also the winningest at being the whiniest pom outside of England. Jason is a cock womble.

by The real Black Dog Poker August 29, 2022

Cock ring

A form of sex toy or pleasure method used in sexual intercourses

He has a big cock ring

by Coc ring January 3, 2022

Monster Cock

A cock so it will bush your boyfriends nut

“Woah, my boyfriend got a monster cock”
“I know, he was with me last night”

by LuraDaddy November 6, 2018

Cock monger

A retarded or spastic prostitute who loves cock.

That fucking spastic whore is a real cock mongers

by DiddyD1 August 7, 2021

Raining horse cocks

Extremely intense rainfall. The loud noise it makes hitting the roofs of buildings and cars sound like a pile of horse cocks was dumped on it.

Person 1- wow it's really coming down out there.
Person 2- yeah it's raining horse cocks

by TPB fanatic April 21, 2025

Cock Slop

cock slop - a mixture of pre-cum, excess saliva, and nasal mucus that forms in the mouth of a person performing prolonged fellatio and often steadily seeps out of their lips and onto the exposed parts of the male genitalia. It is useful as a lubricant for further handling of the penis or for coitus.

He sucked his buddy's penis for so long that cock slop covered his buddy's lower shaft and entire scrotum.

by Rube Goalberg October 9, 2025