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Cock Munting

The act of connecting the vas deferens of a dead mans ballsack to the urethera then stomping on the balls until the testicles are completely powderized, then sucking the testicle powder out of the dick. Kind of like drinking a drink from a straw.
Me and Harry were Cock Munting a homeless man last night because his dumb nigger ass asked for spare change.
by asghtryssd August 3, 2024
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COCK SWIPER

This is a person (friend or foe) who loves dick or sex so much. That when going out with friends or at a party, as soon as the opportunity arises they'll make it known to guys they just meet that their down to fuck. They'll hold on and secure the first male who shows they are willing to fuck to guarantee they're getting dick before the night is over. They are likely to do this multiple times in a night to increase the chances that they won't go home without getting laid. The more dick the better is how the cock swiper mind works. What makes a cock swiper special is, no matter the occasion or situation they ll will exhibit this behavior. Example, a group of friends are going out to cheer up one of there friends who just got out a bad relationship. The plan is to get this friend laid so they can feel better and move on. Well if a cock swiper is in the group, the cock swiper will say they're there to help the lonely friend. However the second they walk into the club. The cock swiper is doing everything possible to get all the attention from the males. Making the mission and reason for going out harder for the heart broken friend looking to move on.
I love her but we all know Missy is a cock swiper. If we invite her this time, we'll never find Jill a man.
by Paul Pickle November 27, 2021
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Cock Stock

The relative value of one's sexual perception by one's peers. Cock stock can be increased or decreased by the quality of ass attained by the holder of said stock. Cock stock can not be traded or sold on any legal stock markets. However, it can be manipulated using various schemes such as the pump and dump, whereby the holder increases his value by spreading false rumors of its potency.
Johnny banged a supermodel last night at the Victoria's secret Christmas party! His cock stock is through the roof!
by Henzlee January 20, 2014
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cock swap

The act of cumming in someones mouth then spitting it onto someone elses cock
Josh: Yo Tim wanna cock swap with Amelia
Tim: Sure
by HandyMan12388 May 16, 2018
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Cock Stain

A mark left by the penis after sexual encounters
After I banged out this chick I slapped her face with my junk and left a cock stain.
My boy Fred Q. left a cock stain on this sluts forehead
by Chilidaddy September 5, 2021
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cock and ball torture

slapping ur balls over and over till you cum.
He was doing cock and ball torture last night.
by DonutBalls March 30, 2024
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cock

cock is a chicken- no penis
by mike301 June 21, 2019
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