When you out a bagel around your dick and the bagel picks up the sperm that is excerpted out of your urethra.
Mom: What is this Johnny
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
Johnny: That’s my Bagel Pick-Me-Up, it happens when I can’t keep my pants up
by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 29, 2018
But no promises if I am hanging out with a flat-chested "plan Jane", and a buxom "cutie with a booty" happens by.
In the classic 1976 "wet 'n' juicy" movie "Corps brûlants", the young Eric temporarily abandons his bosomy teenage-brunette girlfriend Corrine for an older blonde hottie, but then soon realizes that his similar-aged cutie-chick lover is much better suited to him, after all. Why he ever suffered even this brief "hiccup" in his affections for the delicately-freckled Corinne has always been a mystery to me, though, since even a "looks don't matter to me" defense wouldn't wash here... his gentle-natured sweetie-pie had softer and more-attractive facial-features --- and noticeably bigger/firmer boobs --- than the somewhat-shallow-personalitied older lady whom he'd shown interest in, and so I cannot understand what he'd seen in that boring flaxen-haired dame, anyway.
by QuacksO December 25, 2019
by Mr no englisho July 15, 2022
An oppenheimer reference that is used to tell the individual to keep up with him/her in an interesting topic or conversation that requires complex or deep understanding, usually in philosopical or mindbreaking revelations or wisdom
Example:
Guy: What if women don't talk to you because they think that they're out of your league? Stay with me now.
Guy: What if women don't talk to you because they think that they're out of your league? Stay with me now.
by Ziraelwkwk April 27, 2024
Follow me i know the way is mainly used by pedophiles and rapists as a way to lure in smaller children that are lost by telling them that they know the way.
Pedophile walks up to a lost child
Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"
Child: "No sir im lost!"
Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."
Pedophile: "Hi are you alright?"
Child: "No sir im lost!"
Pedophile: "Follow me i know the way."
by DirtyFlipFlops January 24, 2017
When you are getting ready for bed/sleep, and your partner fucks the shit out of you until you fall asleep.
by Stonewallace March 29, 2020
Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say
Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn
by nurfuckingtrap April 07, 2019