shitty-cocked

The state where one is so intoxicated and/or inhibriated he or she is likely to start screaming into microphones, throw alcohol on people, piss on red jeeps, hook up with an ex-spouse, and more than likely spend a night in jail.

I'll be there later because I have to go bail Jess out of jail, she was shitty-cocked last night.

by dannibitch October 7, 2008

Cock before Frock

Taking sexual interaction with a man over a night out with the girls.

Cock: A male genitalia

Frock: A woman's or girl's dress.

Dumb Bitch: "Hey wanna go hang out at the club tonight"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Sorry I can't, I have a date"
Dumb Bitch: "C'mon, you haven't been out with us in a while"
Dumb Bitch 2: "Well, you know how the expression goes. Cock before Frock"

by officialzemos October 31, 2015

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020

cock sucking hub stealer

A Thot that sucks alot of cock and fucks and sucks your husband or in other words a home wrecker cock sucker

look theirs Shelby i hear shes a cock sucking hub stealer

by SUCC ME June 11, 2018

Ginger waffle cock

Timmmeehhhhhh!!!

Timmmmeeehhh is a ginger waffle cock. Nuff said!

by Bladesbob June 21, 2020

Cock

Something jeremy doesn't have

Jeremy had no cock

by Mrbean420 July 13, 2022

Parrapa's Cock

the biggest thing in the universe

I swallowed the hot cum from Parrapa's Cock.

by willlikespancakes September 30, 2021