DVR Cock Block

When you stop fast-forwarding because you thought your show came back on, only to find out that it was a short clip followed by more commercials.

That show "Ridiculousness" is always dvr cock blocking me by playing short clips in the middle of commercials!

by HardcoreAC July 28, 2016

cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.

The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.

by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018

cock a toe

Male version of camel toe

Dave's pants were so tight, he had a cock a toe

by smack the mac December 22, 2015

Cock Spaz

The highest tier of spastic and retardation

“That guy is a real cock spaz man”

by Cock spaz co creator February 27, 2022

Black Cock Sandwich

Like a Cock Meat Sandwich, except this time the cock is black.

The fat guy at work said his favorite meal to share with his family is Black Cock Sandwich

by MdizzLe69 May 8, 2024

cock sauce

A word that my family uses that just means "siracha"

Dad: "pass me the cock sauce"

by Carbon Pearl October 27, 2021

Cocking

Cocking is a synonym to Fucking (but cock isn't a synonym to fuck).

"I am so *cocking* mad at my sister for eating my spaghetti ."
"This is the best idea I've ever heard. You are a *cocking* genius!"

by totaldismount September 18, 2022