Oakmont High

Oakmont high school is a place where it’s acceptable to be a whore and date your homies friends. Where senior guys try to get with freshman girls. Where the best fucking sport is girls tennis. Where every teacher minus few are racist. Where white kids think they are from the hood. They have a better record of setting smoke detectors off in one day than the football team winning in 5 years.

John: “Oh you go to Oakmont high school, doesn’t that one girl go there?”
Mark: “Oh my ex? the one who cheated on me with all my friends, said the N-word and got molested by the band teacher”
John: “Yep that’s her!”

by kanyewestfan4life August 3, 2023

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high line bind

Term used in the powerline industry to describe the fuckery brought on by self or equipment failure, leading to costly rework or re-rigging

That dude done worked himself into a high line bind, good luck getting out of that one

by CFIII August 10, 2023

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3 High

When you’re in your own head having super deep thoughts while high. You’re just on another level right now when you’re this high.

*You and the gang are chilling post Cyph sesh. With jokes going back and forth, you notice your friend Dave isn't talking. He's just staring into the distance.*

Lee: Yo bro, why is Dave not talking
Vin: I don't know bro, he is GONE
Meek: Dave is beyond zooted, he's 3high right now
Lee: What you mean?
Meek: The Za hit him beyond comprehension. He's beyond too high right now. Homie is 3 high...

*Inside Dave's mind is an elaborate concoction of hypothetical matrixial innovations. Deep thoughts are connected to various realities, the should've-could'ves, and what the future may hold if certain actions are implemented. The thoughts of how every action has led to this very moment, the people he's met, the women he has bonded with, the coworkers and bosses he has had and where he is destined to be in this life - based on every decision that he has made...*

Vin:*tapping Dave's shoulder* Yo Dave, you good bro?

*Dave snaps out of his trance* Yeah dawg, I'm chillin

by Meeks Mill August 10, 2023

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The Tide is High

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one

I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no
It's not the things you do that tease and hurt me bad
But it's the way you do the things you do to me
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holdin' on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

Ev'ry girl wants you to be her man
But I'll wait my dear till it's my turn
I'm not the kinda girl who gives up just like that, oh no

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one, number one, number one

The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one
The tide is high but I'm holding on
I'm gonna be your number one

by Death Menace August 11, 2023

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