by Denzter December 9, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Guy 1: Yo, you remember last night? I had sex with your mom.
Guy 2: Same here.
Guy 1: Yo what’s your sex?
Guy 2: Male, dumbass can’t you fucking see?
Guy 2: Same here.
Guy 1: Yo what’s your sex?
Guy 2: Male, dumbass can’t you fucking see?
by keybored cat December 26, 2022
Get the sexmug. Sex means that a girl and annoy gets sexual and then the boy and girl remove their clothes,pants and underwear next lay down the the boy pulls out his cock and balls then the girl remove her bra next the boy licks the boobs and the girl put the cocks and balls in her heinie and the have SEX☺️💗Next they also kiss and have lots of fun it might hurt but whatever I have sex too before and I love it it was fun sexing with my husband I get to lick he's cock and balls and he got to kiss me and also lick my boobs and heinie:)
Me and Jeffrey have sex in a fluffy bed and I licked he's cock and balls it's was delicious and then he licked my boobs we have so much fun together yeterday!:)
by Fuck you bitch lets have sex February 4, 2017
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Get the Sexmug. "Dont you hate it when the anti hip hop moms start talking about og sex?"
"Yea they're fucking bitches."
"Yea they're fucking bitches."
by Epicducksruler October 16, 2019
Get the OG sexmug. My name is Emily, im 16 and my boyfriend was 17. I usually hang out with him after school. One day, he was acting strange. He seemed to feel an awkward way. I asked him "Are you okay?" Before looking down and seeing his erection. I didn't want him to notice I saw, so I quickly went and said I was going to use the bathroom. I was questioning "why is he hard? Is it from another girl? He doesn't usually act like this..." And as I was questioning, he came in. "I'm sorry Emily, but I can't take it anymore... I.. want something more than a romantic relationship." I started blushing and he saw it. I guided him to my bedroom.
I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
I shortly zipped down his clothes, and so did he. "We're so close to eachother while being naked, hehe!" I said. "Perhaps enjoy what you see?" And he replied to me deviously with "Yeah... your breasts are huge. " cutely, "I know a way you could feast on them." I said, while I massage him with my breasts. He moaned a lot. Shortly, he pinned me to a wall, fully naked. He started slowly, putting the tip in first. Then shortly the full thing. He repeated this until He reached a point "Eh...Emily?" he said "I'm not wearing a condom." I said "That's okay, as long as you pull it out at the right time." He started going faster and he said he was going to cum. "Pull ouhh... Phull ouhhh..." I couldn't speak properly. "Oh honey,
even if I wanted to, your tight pussy wouldn't let me." He went really fast and I could feel his sperm inside me. "Ah~!, you're going to impregnate me~..." I said "You know, I wouldn't really mind." He said deviously, " Oh? So I know your true desires? You want me to impregnate you?" He went the fastest ever. Trying to make me feel as good as possible. He then came.
My mom suddenly came home. "Honey! I brought pizza rolls!" He said realizing,
"Well, we should probably get dressed."
"Yeah..."
sex story
My mom suddenly came home. "Honey! I brought pizza rolls!" He said realizing,
"Well, we should probably get dressed."
"Yeah..."
sex story
by SexStories4u March 15, 2024
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