Shmeegie Balls

The word you say when you're frustrated, excited, or any other emotion. Typically used by spazzes in the sense of freaking out to make themselves laugh.

Boyne: *Misses a ball playing Rocket League*
"SHMEEGIE BALLS"

by Boyne Signski January 28, 2022

COCK AND BALL TORTURE

A device used for misbehaved males or used as a sex device for highly aroused men. The device will wrap around the user's testicles and "grab" his penis and basically torture it

Person 1: I shall take you to my lair and use my Cock and Ball Torture device on you!
Male: NO I WON'T BE A MISBEHAVED MAN ANYMORE PLEASE DON'T USE THE Cock and Ball Torture device on me!

by Paul Newman Solomon III P.h.D November 27, 2022

Monkey balls

Monkey balls is a term that is used to mock people of the LGBTQ+ community and the Dream SMP fandom when talking to cosplayers on Omegle. the slang 'monkey balls' consists of two words, monkey, meaning a small to medium-sized primate that typically has a long tail, most kinds of which live in trees in tropical countries. and balls meaning testicles. This is often used when DanganRonpa cosplayers are being suspicious.

person a:

''Yeah, I'm actually Nagito! N-nice to meet you.. Don't worry, I won't kill you.''
person b:

''monkey balls, monkey balls!''

by dicknballs606 March 23, 2022

Ball Punch

when a women gets mad and threatens to amputate your ball sack

man - men are better than women
women - be careful what you say, I will ball punch you

by Ball Punch May 24, 2018

8 ball

The biggest whore of colleton county don’t let the 10 pounds of makeup fool you

Hey man you see that 8 ball

Ya what a whore

by Colleton kid October 28, 2021

balle challenge

the act of doing something very difficult that damages your health in any way

yo my man just smoked 5 carts, that's a balle challenge

by er lmfao December 10, 2020

Illegal Bowling Ball

Requires One Male Partner

The Act of Inserting two fingers inside your Partners Anus and resting your thumb on their Testicles while actively throwing them like a Bowling Ball

How did your boys night go?
Was going great until Tyler tried to pull an Illegal Bowling Ball on me

by Grifball123 December 11, 2024