Nigerian Washing Machine

This is when, upon request, a woman asks you to take a hot poker...this can be in a situation when sitting by a nice fire or in a furnace room, it really doesn’t matter, and jamb it in her ass for at least 30 seconds and usually to climax.

Yo Phil! Can you believe this teenager asked me for a Nigerian Washing Machine?! I had no idea what it was but we were naked and she had just sucked me off. I kinda felt bad when she told me what it was, but she wanted it so...

by Larry and Rex and Benny September 27, 2018

Ode Big Macs

Yikes, well this is problematic

This is swag

“I got a 43 on a math test”

Ode Big Macs

by Ungryippos November 6, 2018

soggy time machine

When you look at your girlfriend Whilst fucking her nan

Yeah man I totally had a soggy Time Machine last night

by Lal November 9, 2018

Dry washing machine

When someone bums you and you put it the washing machine and suck it dry (your mouth)

I’m gonna use you as a dry washing machine tonight

by Nwnowmqow w December 10, 2019

The Wacky Macaroni

Coronavirus already has a connotation in everyday interactions, once it’s uttered people freak out and start babbling on about toilet paper and ”flattening the curve.” The Wacky Macaroni is a much more fun euphemism as opposed to it’s scientific name, COVID-19.

Jimothy: Why can’t you come out with us this Saturday?
Izzy: It’s because mom is paranoid about The Wacky Macaroni, she won’t even let me walk the dog!
Jimothy: Well try to work your magic on and convince her, tell her we’ll all bathe in sanitizer if it helps.

by p33peepoopoo March 18, 2020

Loolie And Macooli

Loolie and macooli are the best

Loolie and macooli

by •.•Oop1123 April 5, 2020

Cheidre Kyle Mackey

The cutest

Cheidre Kyle Mackey aka lil Cheiby is, in fact, the cutest

by Xavierathome April 13, 2020