chicken monkey balls

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Me: Dawg this wifi is chicken monkey balls
Sentence 2
My friend: ooh I wonder what the school lunch is this Friday
Me: *opens the tray*

My friend: no shit its chicken monkey balls
Me and my friend: For real..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

Cock and ball torture

The torture of cock and ball torture

For example-
Dreamy Poo: "Gogy Wogy, would you like to try some cock and ball torture with me tonight?"
Gogy Wogy: "Oh, yes, Dreamy Poo."

by PotatoInYourAss June 22, 2022

Stanky Balls

It's a slang term for balls that smell so bad that you can smell it across the room.

Yo Rudolph you've got some Stanky Balls , maybe you should wash more.

by RudolphBallsStink May 10, 2019

balls

balls are the funny

can i buy you balls good sir-me

by ppmanxddd October 11, 2021

STRAIGHT BALL

Pull your pants down and navigate to the right ball.

the STRAIGHT BALL is the right ball and you better protect it by staying out of the the PEDOPHILES celebration ball.

Please suck my right ball first as that is my STRAIGHT ball because I am really superstitious about deviant homosexual rumors.

by SHITEATING RIMJOB March 26, 2021

Dodge ball

A game in which you try to hit your opponent in the head by throwing a Dodge motorcar at them.

They, presumably, attempt to dodge you by ducking out of the way.

This game, popularised by Uncyclopedia, is no fun at all. Those Dodge balls really hurt!

by bitchuck May 25, 2025

Balls are swingin'

A slang term that loosely correlates to "I'm living the dream" or "life is good". If my balls are still swinging, I ain't dead yet.

Tony: Yo, wassup dawg?
Jeff: Oh, you know. Balls are swingin'.

by Devonelle February 6, 2015