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You're so sweet

What a girl tells you when you do something nice for her. You think that she's into you so you ask her "the question." Only for her to tell you that you're like a brother to her. So you kys.
Girl: Thank you! You're so sweet.
Bro: Don't fall for it, you're not shit to her.
by HugeBigLargeBig December 12, 2023
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You're the Donkey to my Shrek

This is a kind phrase, that shows a frendship that will last forever. Transend space and time. Simply put, you will be friends forever.
Me:"It's been a really hard day, you know. My entire family died because of a madman"
My friend:"Don't worry, no matter what you're the Donkey to my Shrek"
Me:"you didn't let me finish"
My friend:"what?"
Me:"my entire family was killed by a madman dressed in a Shrek costume, is this some kind of sick joke?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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If you're homeless, just buy a house

Something to say back to people when they give completely useless advice.
Jim: "Man I'm having so much trouble figuring out the proper technique to install my dishwasher."
Colin: "Just install it, easy as that."
Jim: "Oh cool, so if you're homeless, just buy a house. Easy, problem solved. Duh."
by suburban__dictionary January 2, 2023
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you're gonna be a father

•You impregnated someone

•Usually when you say this to a certain "person", you are stating that you got impregnated and the "person" is the father
"Hey Jason, I just want to tell that...you're gonna be a father" Lisa said to Jason.
by Mikekael July 23, 2023
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You're Dracome

1: When a fan of Kim Dracula says you're welcome to someone.

2: The Kim Dracula fan base's version of you're welcome.
You're dracome for that information.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 26, 2023
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Go ahead, if you're bad.

Slang from the south that entails whatever you are about to do is probably not going to be in your best interest. Rarely actually used in favor of other phrases, and typically only said by older folks.
Person 1: "I haven't practiced in a few years, but I'm pretty sure I can still backflip."
Person 2: "Go ahead, if you're bad."
by Ashen Rat July 27, 2023
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You're not being paid!?

NO! Can you believe it!? I'm giving out free advertisements. Dishing out snappy one-liners. Changing lives and inspiring millions...... And I might have created a money generator and conquered China...
Salma Hayek "You're not being paid!?"

Hym "No! It's lame! But seriously, if Netflix wants some more free money, you seriously need to find whoever has the rights to Hajime no Ippo, BUY IT FROM THEM IMMEDIATELY, and then reboot the series the way you did with Baki the grappler! There's so much money to be made there. It's such a good show!"
by Hym Iam August 4, 2023
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