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Pocket vagina

A female who acts as sexual entertainment for a man via text.
She would never have sex with him but was okay to be his pocket vagina.
by Manhattan Wayne December 15, 2016
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Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.
What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.
by The Deele Real December 26, 2009
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Moldy Vagina

Moldy Vagina (M-OLD-E, V-AG-I-NA):

Def. 1- The act of not cleaning one's self after intense sexual intercourse.

Def. 2- The molding of a vagina after intense use of sexual activity.

Def. 3- The aging of a used cunt.

Def. 4- Tara Miller has a moldy vagina.
Samantha " Sally, my vagina is totally moldy after sex."

Sally, "Samantha, that's what a douche-bag is for. It's your fault for waiting a week after letting your damp cunt set to finally realize it."

Jason, "Dude I was eating out that girl Samantha, and it wasn't till after I got down to the bottom did I realize it was sour, do you think?"

Dude, "It was a moldy vagina? Why, yes... Yes I do."

Katherine, "Damn vagina just won't stop molding on me... Age is a CUNT!"

Lisa, "Hey George, can you pass the douche... My cunt's moldy again."

Tara Miller, "I have a moldy vagina!"
by Dr. Grey's February 6, 2012
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Vagina chocolate

Where you put a chocolate of your choice inside a file then eat it out when it has softened
I did vagina chocolate with a girl and eat Reece's cup cakes out of her
by Zayne the pussy pain April 11, 2016
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Vagina Scoop

When a guy cums, pisses, and spits in a girls pussy then mixes it with his dick and later scoops it with an ice-cream scoop and puts it in her mouth or his mouth.
MM-Hey Bob guess what i gave Maddie?

BB-The weird girl?

MM-Yes!

BB-Oh what did you give her mason?

MM-I gave her a Vagina Scoop.
by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011
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Vagina Tag

To walk up to an unsuspecting female and open-palm hit her in the vagina while saying "Vagina Tag Your It!" and then run away before anyone can hit you back.
Daughter: "hey mom what are you *ugh*"
Mom: "Vagina tag your it! Haha loser"
by KimmiElizabeth January 10, 2011
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Vagina Mouth

1) Someone who is constantly talking about vaginas.

2)Someone(usually a woman) who's mouth is used as a vagina, almost like blow job, but not exactly, a mouth fuck involves the male partner to stand up while the female gets on her knees and the male thrusts his cock into her mouth until he finishes, then she swallows.
"Dude, shut up, your a cock blocking vagina mouth."

"wow, my girlfriend is such a vagina mouth, as soon as i get home, shes already on her knees!"
by whyucarewhoiam? April 2, 2010
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