Vagina-Bagel

When referring to the score of any game if it is scoreless. 0-0 and therefore Vagina-Bagel. The pun stresses the similarities between said vaginas and bagels. Also can be used to express the meaningless of one's life.

What is the score of the Sabres/Bills game? Fuckin' Vagina-bagel. -or- What did you do today? Fuckin' vagina-bagel.

by The Deele Real December 26, 2009

Vagina Scoop

When a guy cums, pisses, and spits in a girls pussy then mixes it with his dick and later scoops it with an ice-cream scoop and puts it in her mouth or his mouth.

MM-Hey Bob guess what i gave Maddie?

BB-The weird girl?

MM-Yes!

BB-Oh what did you give her mason?

MM-I gave her a Vagina Scoop.

by Blaqq Guy February 22, 2011

Vagina chocolate

Where you put a chocolate of your choice inside a file then eat it out when it has softened

I did vagina chocolate with a girl and eat Reece's cup cakes out of her

by Zayne the pussy pain April 11, 2016

vagina ketchup

a mixture of blood and semen, commonly found when a male ejaculates into a female while she is on her period

When Sally got off of Harry, she dripped some vagina ketchup.

by MasterBaete March 4, 2008

Vagina Uppercut

When a chick is riding someones face so hard that the person gets a bloody nose.

I gave him a vagina uppercut last night!! There was blood everywhere! It was hot.....

by fthea February 7, 2009

Vagina Tag

To walk up to an unsuspecting female and open-palm hit her in the vagina while saying "Vagina Tag Your It!" and then run away before anyone can hit you back.

Daughter: "hey mom what are you *ugh*"
Mom: "Vagina tag your it! Haha loser"

by KimmiElizabeth January 10, 2011

Vagina Mouth

1) Someone who is constantly talking about vaginas.

2)Someone(usually a woman) who's mouth is used as a vagina, almost like blow job, but not exactly, a mouth fuck involves the male partner to stand up while the female gets on her knees and the male thrusts his cock into her mouth until he finishes, then she swallows.

"Dude, shut up, your a cock blocking vagina mouth."

"wow, my girlfriend is such a vagina mouth, as soon as i get home, shes already on her knees!"

by whyucarewhoiam? April 2, 2010