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Twin Oaks Shopping Center

A large strip mall in Agoura Hills, CA that acts as the "shopping mall" of the area. Mainly because the mall companies wouldn't be caught dead building an actual mall in this crappy of an area. It is full of stores and businesses that closedown within a week either because of horrible business management, crushing business taxes, or shoplifted blind by the wannabe-gangsta kids of the neighborhood. During the day it is crowded with brainless girls doing tik-toks with Starbucks in hand, and at night it's crowded with the wannabe-gangstas that go to Agoura High and drunk college kids (that don't even live ANYWHERE in the area) that throw bottles at you if you get too close. (Speaking from experience).
"Did you hear what happened at the twin oaks shopping center?"

"Was there a fire? Did someone get shot? Just tell me all ready..."
by plus-size albert December 22, 2020
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Amish twins

Two children, with the same parents, born on the same day of different years.
Tobias : Who’s birthday is first? Yours or your brother’s?
Ezekiel : My brother and I are Amish twins. We were both born on April 17th.
by Pappy J.P. October 25, 2020
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twin bestie

twin bestie?”
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The Twin Towers

Sexual position. A man lying on his back whilst one woman is riding his dingus and the other is sitting on his face.
Hey man, I was getting the twin towers from these two chicks... then killed about 2900 people on my stomach.
by Jak Mehov January 7, 2021
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Twin Towers

The act of sprinting down a side walk spreading your arms and jumping taking down two people at once.
My name is John, I work at an old folks home nothing makes me more happy then when I let the crazy people from the other building play Twin Towers with the old people they feel so young again they run when they see James and the rest of the mental patients.
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Jimmy Twins

When 2 guys share the same condom and the 1st finishes in it.
Michael and I became jimmy twins after our threesome with Aimee. I can’t believe he forgot to bring protection!
by Jimmy Bird January 20, 2021
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twins bara

twins bara are two seggsy,cool and amazing twins who always help their friends and are so smart and kind.
-hey do you know twins bara?
-no who are they?
-bitch wtf how do you not know them,go kys
by joesmommymilkers March 22, 2021
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