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TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.
Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!
by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020
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Fish turd

A tobacco blunt with very little weed in it, appearing very skinny, similar to a fish turd.
Bruh, we only have one gram left, and I don't wanna be smoking on a fish turd for the rest of the night.
by bepis with no b May 9, 2018
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service turd

Waiter or waitress with a very bad attitude and or service
Man, our waitress at the spaghetti factory was a total service turd!
by Happykitty66 July 26, 2016
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Turd Swatter

A person that we all know very well (there's always one that you know) that doesn't have a clue about anything anyone has to say but will take your last statement and either A, regurgitate it back to you like they've formed their own opinion or B, take your statement and repeat it word for word.
The word is formed using the word "turd" instead of shit to refer to your thoughts and opinions as said above your "shit" and swatter to give the image of swiping/stealing. A basic version of this word would be shit swiper or something along those lines.

The word is also becoming a popular general insult in the town of Cheltenham where the originator of the word currently resides.
you "I really like cheese it's awesome"
Hater of cheese "me too its just so good"
you"which kinds do you like?"
Hater of cheese "yellow cheese?"
you "f**king turd swatter*
by beauwtw January 8, 2013
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turd foam

Caution: ingesting tide pods will result in excess turd foam during your dump cycle.
by Truth Ninja May 3, 2018
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Dank Turd

When you take the bombest, most foul smelling dump and the aroma is enough to murder a small village in Africa.
Person 1: Woah what's that smell!?
Person 2: That's my Dank Turd bro, you feel?
by Dankmemes August 15, 2016
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turd streaking

where you crap against a wall while running and leave a turd streak on the wall
by woodster4life March 12, 2009
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