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Guacamole Nigga Toilet

Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Example

"Dude, my mom just died"
"Guacamole Nigga toilet"
Jake:Dude my dog is getting put down
Connor:I'll just eat your dog
*commits suicide*
Jake:Guacamole Nigga Toilet
Like if u cried
by NATE HIGGERS HATES NIGGERS April 30, 2019
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Designated Farting Toilet

Designated Farting Toilet, or DFT for short, is a toilet (usually in a house inhabited by male roommates) dedicated to only farting. This toilet is not used for other wastes, it is reserved solely for flatulence. The reasoning behind this phenomenon is unknown, however male residents have been observed entering the bathroom, sitting down, releasing gas, then flushing the toilet and leaving. Members of the house who use the toilet for more than flatulence are often shunned and attacked by other house members.
Damn bro, did you really just piss in the Designated Farting Toilet?
by farder April 26, 2020
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Tomlinscote boys toilets

I just hate the tomlinscote boys toilets.
by Deovol May 5, 2021
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Skibidi toilet syndrome

The "Skibidi toilet syndrome" is caused when an individual watches so many skibidi toilet videos, their brain slowly turns into a rough shape of a toilet and stars mold grows on their brain.
- Dude, did you hear what happened to Jacob?
- Yeah, i heard he was diagnosed with skibidi toilet syndrome.
by fancytophatman September 3, 2023
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Toilet Bowl Blowback

The uncomfortable surprise of toilet bowl water splashing upward against your genitals because your feces hit the surface like a meteor.
Today I had the worst case of toilet bowl blowback. Like my poop hit the Yucatan and killed dozens of toilet dinos bad. Sploosh.
by Fozter July 9, 2010
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Toilet Bowl

Something undesirable, unwanted. Could be any object, or a feeling.
Dude did you see that girl? She was so toilet bowl!!!

Man, I haven't slept in 3 days... I feel so toilet bowl...
by CrazyBorat June 1, 2011
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Toilet Terrorist

When someone pisses on a toilet seat purposefully so the next person has to sit in his urine.
I am a toilet terrorist to my roommate.
by deezballsniggah November 4, 2009
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