Sean Ramon is a major poop monster. Don't you hate how poop monsters are such poop monster? If I was a poop monster I'd pick on myself all the time for being a poop monster.
by JarMan September 21, 2003
big bird: wat up ja rule i mean cookie monster
cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule
cookie monster: damn you big bird i am much better than that faggot ja rule
by the real don November 14, 2006
A girl so unbelievably repulsive that she gets knocked back from ugly competitions for being 'too professional'. Also know to male clubbers as a "fifteen-pinter"
You should have seen the stank monster I banged last night!! She was so bad i had to use a packet of viagra and my grandad's pump to get it up
by steven mccrory November 12, 2003
There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
To cut the ends/tips of your pockets in your pants in order to have access to your cock. This affords you some access to your cock while in public, should you wish to masturbate. One needs only to put his hand(s) in his pocket(s) and reach in through the holes and jerk off or simply fondle oneself. This method is especially useful when one sees a sexy woman in public and does not wish to take a mental picture, right then and there, to masturbate to later. Instead, one can jerk off in this manner, right then and there, while looking at the woman in public.
Man, I saw that lady with the big tits at the store that you told me about. I was glad that I had access to the monster. My legs were all sticky after.
by R.U. Sirius July 31, 2008
by Officer Jimmy December 28, 2010
by Dave720 May 13, 2016