Second Pick Friend

That one friend who you only hang out with when everyone else in the friend group is taken and you have no one else to partner up/hang out with. Usually tends to be someone who's half funny and a little bit interesting with a single quirk that allows them to be in your friend group.

Bob: Hey Joe, wanna partner for gym class?
Joe: Nah, I'm with Rick.
Bob: Alright how about you Deb?
Deb: I'm with Alan, sorry. Guess you'll have to partner with our Second Pick Friend, Zack
Bob: Ah shit.

by TheLastPizzaRoll February 15, 2020

Second Hand Spoil

The same as spoiling but with a twist. It is saying that a character did not die in the movie and is still alive instead of telling the person who dies.

Mark: Oh boy I’m about to see endgame!
Chris: Nice! You know Thor doesn’t die!
Mark: Damn it chris! You just second hand spoil!

by Citorealia May 04, 2019

second hand dome

When you use a bong or pipe after someone has used it for a spliff or mole bowl and get a head rush from the nicotine.

Jared used my bong after I ripped a spliff and he got second hand domed.

by Jared Daniga April 14, 2014

second hand drinking

when a sober person pretends to be drunk or acts stupid among drunk people

is that guy drunk?
no, it's just second hand drinking

by slashthenoob May 08, 2010

Second hand coffee

The liquid that comes out of your ass after the first cup of coffee

“Dude I’m about to go brew some serious second hand coffee”

by IBS warrior July 13, 2021

Second Hand Horniness

When you get horny from hearing of someone else's sexual interactions

I got Second Hand Horniness when hearing about Jacob's girlfriend

by Corina Corina March 25, 2021

Freedom's Per Second

Blasting taliban with a machine-gun

Gay Tony: Holy shit we're getting shot at by taliban
Joe Shmoe: Don't worry, I'll blast that sandnigger with my machinegun. Shit shoots 50 freedom's per second.

by JoeShmoeBFuckinYourHoe November 09, 2019