cosmic dump

A bowel movement of universal proportions

Excuse me for a minute, I feel a cosmic dump coming on.

by Chrispitters August 6, 2018

dump trunks

Loose, thread-bare fabric sagging in the seat of one's shorts that jostles about like one took a dump in their trunks. Occurs mostly to folks with odd-shaped bods and who believe shorts don't need washing as often as other garments. Will usually smell like bus seat and fecal grease in affected region.

"Connor can't get the smell of skid marks out of his mouth since he bit into Perry's filthy dump trunks."

by Fauxby K February 21, 2020

ass-dump

a total waste of space or time; lacking any worth or meaning

"Everything that comes out of that guy's mouth is total ass dump." or "That person can't seem to do anything right, what an ass-dump!

by MaddiCat March 16, 2018

tuna dumping

The act of meeting a craigslist hookup in a public park or recreation area.

Oh man, look at those nasty guys in the car together, I bet they’re tuna dumping!

by godhatesworms June 16, 2020

dump biscuit

1. Poop that is dry and hard. hurts like hell to pass.

2. A small turd, hard and dry, fed to a misbehaving dog or pet.

1. "I took a dump biscuit that still hurts!"

2. "Here boy, want a dump biscuit?"

by Xr8eD April 15, 2014

dumped a lump

dumped a lump is a synonym for i shad my pants or i dropped the kids of at the pool

person 1 : "were where you?"
person 2 : "i dumped a lump."

by the f u c k is a pseudonym December 6, 2018

Midnight Dump

When you wake up in the middle of the night to take a massive shit. Often caused by booze or Mexican food.

I woke up to my wife taking a midnight dump after a long night of drinking and Thai food.

by Hambgrface August 20, 2021