ill change i promise

a promise made by someone when their partner is dumping him.
usually never works.

*kiersten walks in on chad fucking with a girl*
kiersten: OH MY GOD!!
chad: wait its not what it looks like
kiersten: were done! im done with you
chad: no ill change i promise
kiersten: okay then..
(2 days later)
(Kiersten comes home from work) chad you still havent done any housework?! im done with you!
chad: no ill change i swear!!

chad proceeded to not change

by kieralovedanny February 18, 2025

Change Your Ringtone

The act of bleaching your bunghole.

"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".

by KSparx July 23, 2024

Chang

A word that means to chill and hang simultaneously.

Juan: Dude want to Chang later.
Charlie:Sure

by Dorsy Alton August 4, 2017

change

what your boyfriend does after 4 months into the relationshoip. he wont change back, dont believe the lies. he will start putting it all on you saying its your fault.

you: why did you change, i mean we were doing so well.
him: you changed too, ill try to change back
you: okay
2 months later..
you: you still act the same way and somehow when i tell you my feelings, im the one apologizng
him: its you too, you do the same

by marsssssbarss May 26, 2025

Changed

A shitty ass game about goo latex furries raping a child and all the players fathers instantly abandoned them

Man 1: Hey dude what you playing. Man 2: Changed. Man 1: I'm calling the police

by Hitler Sex November 25, 2021

Trump Change

You think it's a lot of money, but trump think otherwise

Caleb: I just won $1000000
Trump: That's A really small loan... That's Trump change skrub

by AutisticFish27 June 29, 2017

Changed Day January 1

day where you have to support the game changed

changed fan:im so excited for the haters to turn into a changed fan
changed hater: Nooo i dont want to support changed!
changed fan: oh yes you will and theres nothing you can stop it from >:3
changed hater: NOO- *completey breaks his lungs by screaming*

changed fan: oh yes you are gonna support this game Changed Day January 1

by cutelilmountain December 30, 2023