what the phil

An alternative for any swear word, commonly used in the midwest. While used mainly by middle school children, 'what the phil' can be used by any age.

"Dude, what the phil are you doing?"

"None ya, stop being such a philhead will ya?"

by Philsamansis March 5, 2023

what the motherfucker?

a term used to describe complete disbelief, shock and dismay, a more suprised and extreme version of WTF

Luke : 'Did you hear that matt won the show?"
Kirstin: 'OMFG!OMFG! what the motherfucker?! what the bullshit is that?'

by img_me January 8, 2011

what the blazes

when one cannot comprehend unfolding events or events which have occured.

*term keyed by jay parsons, later utilized by various Vancouver-area residents*

Present
guy1: "why is your mom calling me?"
guy2: "what the blazes"

Past
guy1: "your mom called me last night!!"
guy2: "what the blazes"

by Ryno December 3, 2004

what the hell

when someone say something weird and you say what the hell???? See What the fuck

Person1: walking "all of a sudden" im gay

bystander; WHAT THE HELL??

by jake fool May 28, 2007

what a dad

Often used as a term for calling someone “daddy material”. They are often hot and fuckable. Another term for “damn he’s hot. I’d fuck him.”

Me- *sees a hot guy* what a dad. I’d fuck

by Applejackpeel January 1, 2018

What the intercourse!?

A more appropriate way of exclaiming "What the f***."
This way parents won't get mad and instead of a annoyed look on the street, you will recieve a freaked out one.

"What the intercourse!? I did not do what you think i did with who you think i did it with!"

by be to the double E. stacey January 5, 2009

what the bastard

You say it when you get really pissed and confused. And I mean REALLY pissed, because you're implying your confusion is an illegitimate child.

That zombie squirted cum on my roast beef sandwich. WHAT THE BASTARD IS WRONG WITH HIM?

by MJoeJaX November 21, 2004