walking wed

People living empty, souless, loveless mundane married lives who just waited and hoped for death.

After knocking up his highschool girlfriend he was forced to to get married join the ranks of the walking wed.

by anonymous June 26, 2022

walk-stomp

verb - to walk loudly; to literally walk whilst making a stomping noise; to walk forcefully and noisily

Whilst on his way to the other end of the bleachers, little Jimmy walk-stomped noisily to his destination.

by Opossum-Fighting Watermelon September 3, 2009

Xanny Walk

The Xanny Walk (or Xan Walk, Xannax Walk, Xans Walk) is the way you walk when you got to many xans or mixed it too well. It comes with many falls, loss of direction and difficultiy to walk.

Hey look at this dude doing the xanny walk again

by 063OG April 16, 2020

Walk-by Air

The smell that occurs when someone walks by, it can be negative or positive depending on the individual- however it is most frequently bad.

"His walk-by air smelled like shit. Damn that boy stink, he need to shower! You know that dick smell like cheese and rotting potatoes."

by sassykitty420xx69 September 16, 2022

Hershel Walk

(Verb) To avoid responsibility and when confronted publicly to continue to lie about an abortion or the past relationships the individual had with their former partner. Not the latest Tiktok dance move.

"That man is a deadbeat father. He Hershel walked out of my life and doesn't even want to see his kids."

by The_Ish October 10, 2022

Walking-facebook

A person who lies about their life , a person that puts on a persona ,brags about their whereabouts and their life and their accomplishments too be come likable to society.

Don't believe him, either walking-Facebook .

by Honey3d40 March 2, 2019

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008