Usually a trashy ass black prostitute (usually mixed or lightskin) who fucks the most creepy white perverts around. Really created this definition for all the racist white fucks behind the word "mudshark."
by stokelycalm October 18, 2015
i had not showered in a few days and as soon as i walked in the door, the neighbors german shepard ball sharked the shit out of me.
by def con juan May 07, 2010
by MrDiglett July 29, 2019
The act of telling a story or joke that is so poorly worded or has no relevance to the topic at hand, thus making the social setting as awkward as a watermelon shark
"blaa blaa blaa... (bad story)... blaa blaa blaa"
"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*
"That was such a watermelon shark."
*makes shark movements with hands*
by MelonShark January 20, 2010
by Tyrease Irwin III July 27, 2018
Basically a frenzied shopping whore, however, much more vicious. They seek out everything in the sea known as a mall. They maul on anything they can get their hands on, including your money. There's often more than one of these in any mall, plaza or promenade.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
They can be in groups or solo. Most of the time, there's three in a group. It may also attract other mall sharks and it will end up in a messy feeding frenzy.
If you are a merchant and you find yourself dealing with a mall shark, there's only one way to survive. You must sacrifice your merchandise.
If you are another shopper, and you are dealing with one, do not engage, it is best to just run, which will also tick off the mall shark and make it come after you. Either way, you might have to give something up.
Most malls try to pretend they are a myth like the sewer gator.
Store Clerk: Boss, we need your help, we're getting a feeding frenzy of mall sharks down here! Help!
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
Manager: Johnny, how many times must I tell you. Mall sharks are an urban myth.
Store Clerk: But bo- *store clerk hangs up abruptly*
Manager: Oh Johnny...
by TanorFaux July 15, 2012
When you’re giving a blow job and you get to the base and you unhinge your jaw and get the balls as well
Man, this bitch last night was giving my head and I look down and she’s doing the goblin shark, I’m in love bro
by Naillingtamra April 04, 2018