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Windows Media Player

Windows Media Player is as old as the '90s but no one uses it anymore.
It is best compared to Lemons: everyone knows about 'em, yet no one likes them unironically.

Windows Media Player has been nuked from updates making it slow, hog up RAM, and it cannot play modern formats.
However Microsoft thought it would be better to not only keep WMP but also introduce 2 separate apps rather than just updating Windows Media Player to no suck complete ass.

If someone is using WMP then they are either on a nostalgia trip or are suffering from severe brain damage.
Why not just use VLC or MPC-HC?
Person 1: I use Windows Media Player!
Person 2: Legit shut up.
by LegendaryCadncieJoe June 14, 2023
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female vrchat player

Emo, Usually a furry, says uwu too much.
Yo did you see the female vrchat player last night? she looked like a cutting board
by suisu April 2, 2023
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Soccer Player Syndrome

When a person gets minorly injured or insulted and acts like you broke their legs or just called him a slur that insults him and everything he stands for. Generally seen in Twitter users and stans
Normal Person: Stop acting like I killed your entire family. I made a silly joke about Dream.

Soccer Player Syndrome victim: Shut up you Dreamophobic pig!
by Haywired4 May 9, 2021
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league of legends player

Carl wheezers a league of legends player on G
by Andrew tat October 23, 2022
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2 Player Studios

A video production company that got absolutely sinked by some random person who wanted to make a website about his Roblox sex games.
you: i love 2 player studios!
mentally insane 2ps member: yeah i love having roblox sex aswell!
you: i meant the video production company...
by anonymous October 19, 2022
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controller player 74

A big loser who likes to eat penis
Bob:hey did u see controller player 74
Jeff:yeah he’s a loser
by What’s going guys September 13, 2020
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Best Baseball Player

Jschlatt is well known for his immense accuracy and strength while playing the game of ‘baseball’. He is known worldwide as the Baseball Champion and uses fear to stun his opponents during games with the mention of his doings in ‘99
Person One: Worlds Best Baseball Player is here tonight!
Person Two: Omg I met Jschlatt a while ago
by pxxceful July 22, 2023
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