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Belly Porn

Pornographic pictures taken by a guy while he himself is having sex, ergo the guy's belly takes up about 78.5% of the foreground, while a hint of his sex partner is seen in the background.

Considered HOT by the artist and his nerdy 17-to-54-year-old pals.

Considered lame and distasteful by all other grown-ups.
- Hey guys, wanna see my gf giving me head?

- Damn it dude, all I see is your hairy and sweaty belly!

- Look carefully in the corner!

- Oh yeah! Now that's HOT. Is that a he or a she? (Belly porn SUX!)
by Malcolm Knoxville December 9, 2008
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Nose Porn

Porn with your nose. You smell that pussy/dick which ever you prefer.
Wanna watch nose porn with me its great.
by The dick duo November 30, 2016
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Porn Hog

Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.

Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.
Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."

Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."

Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."
by The Double Fister December 2, 2010
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porn taste

To perceive anything in an unsavory or poor quality. Something that is deficient in moral excellence.
"Your decorating is ugly, I think you have really porn taste."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."
by buyalex April 19, 2010
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Clothed Porn

A picture of a body part that would qualify as porn but is covered by an object.
She posted lots of clothed porn pics on facebook.
by Cfsbf January 1, 2012
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Mr. Porn

40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.
Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit
by the_elephant_whisperer69 October 21, 2019
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Teen Porn

Porn with young looking girls who are legaly over 18 but look 16.They cant legaly use teenagers so when you see teen porn advertised on a well known site it isnt an actual teen.
New Teen porn teen gives first blow job watch here! free teen xxx.
by Goggles Lyn June 18, 2011
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