Pornographic pictures taken by a guy while he himself is having sex, ergo the guy's belly takes up about 78.5% of the foreground, while a hint of his sex partner is seen in the background.
Considered HOT by the artist and his nerdy 17-to-54-year-old pals.
Considered lame and distasteful by all other grown-ups.
Considered HOT by the artist and his nerdy 17-to-54-year-old pals.
Considered lame and distasteful by all other grown-ups.
- Hey guys, wanna see my gf giving me head?
- Damn it dude, all I see is your hairy and sweaty belly!
- Look carefully in the corner!
- Oh yeah! Now that's HOT. Is that a he or a she? (Belly porn SUX!)
- Damn it dude, all I see is your hairy and sweaty belly!
- Look carefully in the corner!
- Oh yeah! Now that's HOT. Is that a he or a she? (Belly porn SUX!)
by Malcolm Knoxville December 9, 2008
Get the Belly Pornmug. by The dick duo November 30, 2016
Get the Nose Pornmug. Definition 1: Originally used to describe someone who hogs shared pornographic magazines, it is more commonly used today in reference to people who use massive amounts of internet bandwidth to download and/or view porn.
Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.
Definition 2: Someone who makes hog-like grunts and/or squeals while masturbating to porn. It may or may-not be a form of foreplay.
Person 1: *knock knock* "Hey Gary, where's that Hustler?"
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."
Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."
Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."
Gary: "Gimme like 5 minutes!"
Person 1 mutters: "what a porn hog...."
Larry: "WTF? Why won't facebook load?"
Barry: "I dunno, Terry's been in his room with the door shut all day though. He's probably Porn Hogging it..."
Larry: "Son of a bitch."
Person 1: "What in the world is that noise?"
*squeals, grunts, oinks*
Person 1: "I gotta get out of this fuckhole."
by The Double Fister December 2, 2010
Get the Porn Hogmug. To perceive anything in an unsavory or poor quality. Something that is deficient in moral excellence.
"Your decorating is ugly, I think you have really porn taste."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."
"My professor's taste in music is porn."
by buyalex April 19, 2010
Get the porn tastemug. by Cfsbf January 1, 2012
Get the Clothed Pornmug. 40 year old virgin principal of Century Jr. Highschool. He is completamente calvo. If you install any game on your school macbook, this kid literally thinks ur a fucking hacker even though he has a PHD or some gay shit like that.
Guy 1: Dude I downloaded Minecraft on my macbook and Mr. Porn called me a hacker!
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit
Guy 2: Hea such a 40 year old virgin. What a fucking bald ass piece of shit
by the_elephant_whisperer69 October 21, 2019
Get the Mr. Pornmug. Porn with young looking girls who are legaly over 18 but look 16.They cant legaly use teenagers so when you see teen porn advertised on a well known site it isnt an actual teen.
by Goggles Lyn June 18, 2011
Get the Teen Pornmug.